Cool Things To Do When (If) You Have Money

December 14, 2012

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We all dream about the private island we’d buy if we had a bajillion dollars. But there are more creative ways you could spend that cash!

1. Hire A Personal Photographer So You Never Have To Take Another Selfie In The Mirror Again

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2. Hire Someone To Stand In Lines For You

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3. Upgrade Your Staircase To A Slide

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4. Replace All Your Bras With Diamond Enrusted Fantasy Bras By Victoria’s Secret

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5. Put A Pool On Your Balcony (Or On Every Balcony, If You Own The Whole Building)

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6. Hire A Chef And Have them Cook Everything EXACTLY The Way Your Mom Would

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7. Wallpaper An Entire Room With Cash

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8. Pay Anthony Bourdain To Take Control Of Your Social Life

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9. Buy An Entire Country And Turn It Into Your Closet

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10. Buy A Scientist And Make Him Erase All The Painful Memories You Have Of Your Exes

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11. Buy Everyone Who Uses A Blackberry An iPhone So You Never Have To Hear That Clicking Ever Again

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12. Put An ATM Machine In Your Kitchen (Like DeShawn Stevenson)

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13. Put An Apartment On Somewhere On The Eiffel Tower

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14. Make It So The Only Commercials On TV Are Ones Starring Those Coca Cola Polar Bears

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15. Have An Owl Send And Deliver All Your Mail

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16. Comission Adele To Release A New Song Every Day

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